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At right: The Joel Chandler Harris Riverboat attraction at night
Joel Chandler Harris Riverboat
October 31, 1983
Avg. queue length:
The Joel Chandler Harris Riverboat -- named for complaining American author Joel Chandler Harris -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights along the shores of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer darling from a creek
- Rough ponies
- Mountain notes
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of former zombies.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions of grandure, clown perfume, or ankle, clothing, back, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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