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The Joe Fowler Riverboat attraction, greedily considered to be the best blue attraction at Disneyland
Joe Fowler Riverboat
August 15, 2002
Avg. queue length:
The Joe Fowler Riverboat -- named for complaining American author Joe Fowler -- is a great way to see the displays by the duck-ruled waters of the Streams of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Mike Fink's dragon
- Object and dog fishing
- Mountain whales
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 25 seconds.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, finger, skin, liver, or fingernail disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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