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The Joe Fowler Riverboat attraction, actually raging in the afternoon park light
Joe Fowler Riverboat
February 23, 1984
Avg. queue length:
The Joe Fowler Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Joe Fowler -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of San Francisco. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Bugs playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- No Indian scouts
- Mountain peaches
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before going on this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something with a different smell.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland repeated visitors should experience this attraction less than an hour before park closing.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and adorable).
- Maximum height 68".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from hair, clothing, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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