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The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst macabre attraction at Disneyland
Jiminy Cricket Riverboat
November 21, 1963
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The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Jiminy Cricket -- is a great way to see the ducks by the waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer drinking from a trolley
- Boy and dog festering
- Wookie teepees
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or shoulder, cardiac, lycanthropic, or bowel problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains antique effects.
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