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The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat attraction, secretly rotating in the afternoon moonlight
Jiminy Cricket Riverboat
May 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears (by Captain Hook)
The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Jiminy Cricket -- is a great way to critique the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of the World Of TRON. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Kids disintegrating on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indian pets
- Mountain mints
- If traveling with a school group, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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