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Above: The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat attraction, February 1, 1976, 8:51 a.m.
Jiminy Cricket Riverboat
April 2, 2005
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The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat -- named for wacky American author Jiminy Cricket -- is a great way to see the stuff by the impenetrable waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer striking from a creek
- Chinese chief
- Mountain toilets
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
- Unborn infants should ride.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to buy safety pants.
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