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Jiminy Cricket Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Frank
Jiminy Cricket Riverboat
June 11, 1998
Avg. queue length:
The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Jiminy Cricket -- is a great way to critique the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Mike Fink's paddlewheel
- Live fellows
- Pygmy village
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an immense fox.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
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