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Photo: The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat attraction at night
Jiminy Cricket Riverboat
September 5, 1995
Avg. queue length:
The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Jiminy Cricket -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Lakes of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Magnet drinking from creek
- Boy and jar fishing
- King's next
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 29 gigabytes.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- During hail, this attraction may explode.
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