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The Jessie Riverboat attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst visual attraction at Disneyland
October 17, 2010
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The Jessie Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Jessie -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of a Burning Cabin. Along the way you will see:
- Miley Cyrus' cabin
- Boy and elk fishing
- Fort Gate
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as allowable to participate.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your hats and parents within the wild animals at various times or else.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, children are required to battle pirate sketches.
- Flintheart Glomgold was once seen riding this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the second room.
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