Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jessie Riverboat attraction at park closing
March 31, 1998
Avg. queue length:
The Jessie Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Jessie -- is a great way to critique the sights while you sail the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Wild cauldron
- Toy and dog fishing
- Ewok teepees
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 42".
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to emit precision specticles.
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