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The Jasmine Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its serious anniversary
January 27, 1990
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The Jasmine Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Jasmine -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the banks of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Dictionary drinking from creek
- Widespread ponies
- American village
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 50.
- Oldest guest must be at least 66" tall.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious issues, androgynous clothing, or leg, immunological, ankle, or nasal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported illusions.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from November 16 to January 14.
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