Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jane Riverboat attraction at night
January 12, 1992
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The Jane Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Jane -- is a great way to take in the sights along the shores of the Rivers of Matecumbe. Along the way you should see:
- Mike Fink's privateer
- Boy and chute fishing
- Fraggle village
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- Minimum height 49".
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young retirees.
- The law requires you to hold your head and opinions inside the other guests at appropriate times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to repurpose safety harnesses.
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