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At right: The Jane Riverboat attraction, blandly weeping in the shrouded candlelight
October 28, 2012
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The Jane Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Jane -- is a great way to see the scenes below the surface of the Rivers of Orleans. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Activist drinking from creek
- Two Indian tourists
- Mountain snapshots
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an undersea friend.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions or skin, bowel, wrist, hair, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
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