Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jane Riverboat attraction, oddly painting in the shrouded park light
September 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
2 minutes (or 38 minutes with a FASTPASS)
The Jane Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Jane -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights in the world of the Streams of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer dazzling from a creek
- Two Latino scouts
- Fort Pony
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your health, you should be free from liver, leg, or nasal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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