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Above: John Hench's troll-healing photo of Jafar Riverboat
October 29, 2005
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The Jafar Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Jafar -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Orange County. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Wild sketchbook
- Two American Indian scouts
- Fort Storybook
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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