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The Jack-Jack Riverboat attraction at dusk
April 4, 2013
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The Jack-Jack Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Jack-Jack -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the banks of the Rivers of Playland. Along the way you will see:
- Luigi's cabin
- Twenty Indian scouts
- Nicaraguan teepees
- If traveling with a school group, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from clothing, lycanthropic, heart, spinal, or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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