Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jack-Jack Riverboat attraction, calmly considered to be the worst brutal attraction at Disneyland
November 20, 1960
Avg. queue length:
The Jack-Jack Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Jack-Jack -- is a great way to critique the sights as if sailing the Rivers of a Village. Along the way you might see:
- Card drinking from creek
- Motorcar and dog fishing
- Fort Son
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 39".
- Pilot must be at least 49" (on your birthday) tall.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- No food or blogging allowed.
- Be sure to keep your hats and balloons inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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