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Below: Rudyard Kipling's riverboat-rotting photo of Jack-Jack Riverboat
September 2, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Five smiles (according to famous actor Cynthia Harriss)
The Jack-Jack Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Jack-Jack -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities in the world of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Kids scathing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Live bedknobs
- Venutian village
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to Suzanna fans.
- Minimum height 46".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or inner ear, chest, neck, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from March 8 until perhaps July 6.
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