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The Jack-Jack Riverboat attraction, June 15, 2012, 3:51 a.m.
April 24, 1986
Avg. queue length:
The Jack-Jack Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Jack-Jack -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of a River. Along the way you might see:
- Scientist drinking from creek
- Robotic Indian scouts
- Fort Enemy
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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