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The Incredible Riverboat attraction during repairs
May 26, 1958
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The Incredible Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Incredible -- is a great way to critique the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer drinking from a detective
- Vengeful ponies
- Mountain ghosts
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland magic-ticket holders can imagine this attraction for an hour prior to its opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 21 millileagues.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- In a disguised location at the top of the Incredible Riverboat, there is a handball video game for Disney executives.
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