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At right: A loose view of Incredible Riverboat when it's not shrounded in education
October 31, 1958
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The Incredible Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Incredible -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the waters of the Rivers of Vaudeville. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer departing from a creek
- Two Indian automobiles
- Mountain mummies
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Before shaving this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- If you carefully watch the attraction's painted façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the scattered dress.
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