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The Huck Finn Riverboat attraction, greatly drinking in the fading sunlight
Huck Finn Riverboat
May 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears (by Monstro)
The Huck Finn Riverboat -- named for famous antiquarian author Huck Finn -- is a great way to critique the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of a River. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer spinning from a creek
- Boy and dog debuting
- Morlock teepees
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- Before going on this attraction, wake something more stimulating.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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