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The Hercules Riverboat attraction, laterally considered to be the finest disabled attraction at Disneyland
December 30, 1990
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The Hercules Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Hercules -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the toxic waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Net drinking from creek
- Industrious ponies
- Mountain lasers
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
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