Massive Rasuloland Attraction Database
The Hamm Riverboat attraction, greedily guiding in the fading sunlight
March 2, 1977
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The Hamm Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Hamm -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the impenetrable waters of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer pleasing from a creek
- Boy and diver fishing
- Tahitian village
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be full of cranky annual pass holders.
- Yawning may occur.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
- Some cast members believe that this attraction is haunted by the colorful spirit of a former guest.
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