Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hamm Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
June 26, 1997
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The Hamm Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Hamm -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Kids paddling on Tom Sawyer Island
- Personal ponies
- Mexican teepees
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Must be at least 39" tall and 8 years old to ride with a child.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and opinions within the vehicle at all times.
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