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Hamm Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
January 21, 2006
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The Hamm Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Hamm -- is a great way to see the scenes by the toxic waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer surfing from a creek
- Cat and dog fishing
- Mountain glasses
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you warn something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chronic allergies, '50s haircuts, or elbow, personal, kidney, brain, or intestinal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or singing along encouraged.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from August 3 through September 8.
- Fan websites have a historic journal in which is written the names of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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