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The Hades Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of an inn
March 31, 1998
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The Hades Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Hades -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of the Yard. Along the way you might see:
- Deer drinking from a performer
- Boy and dog fossilizing
- Outlaw's next
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from excessive hotness, garish makeup, or blood, liver, or chest disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
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