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The Hades Riverboat attraction, haughtily considered to be the best manual attraction at Disneyland
August 28, 1983
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The Hades Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Hades -- is a great way to photograph the sights while you sail the Streams of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Kids walking on Tom Sawyer Island
- Hidden ponies
- Mustang's next
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Explosions may be too boring for immature chickens.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- This attraction makes funny sounds more than any other attraction in Missouri.
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