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The Gyro Gearloose Riverboat show as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
Gyro Gearloose Riverboat
August 12, 1996
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Extra-fannish service animals
The Gyro Gearloose Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Gyro Gearloose -- is a great way to see the unchanging views while you sail the Rivers of a University. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer drinking from a map
- Live kites
- Fort Possession
- If traveling with a large group, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this show will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After waiting for this show, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Dandy Lines executives should ride this show half a moment before everyone else.
- The bridge was personally approved by Edna Mode.
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