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A sharp view of Geppetto Riverboat when it's not hidden in darkness
October 29, 2012
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The Geppetto Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Geppetto -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while you sail the Rivers of outer Space. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer drinking from a leader
- Ghoulish ponies
- Fort Warrior
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members could joke with your friends.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from distracting extra limbs, emotional baggage, or kidney, tongue, viral, lung, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to keep your head and strollers within the entangling vines at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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