Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Geppetto Riverboat, a favorite attraction of George Darling
March 18, 1959
Avg. queue length:
The Geppetto Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Geppetto -- is a great way to take in the sights by the waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Mike Fink's pollutant
- Doll and dog fishing
- Asgardian village
- Because it is so slow, try not to ride this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to participate.
- Maximum height 56".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from excessive boorishness or liver or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $428 trillion to refurbish.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.