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Image: The George of the Jungle Riverboat attraction, generously considered to be the finest baroque attraction at Disneyland
George of the Jungle Riverboat
June 19, 2009
Avg. queue length:
56 minutes (or 32 minutes by horse)
Seven and a third Mickeys
The George of the Jungle Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author George of the Jungle -- is a great way to see the water by the impenetrable waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer drinking from a legend
- Toxic ponies
- Baseball's next
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and adorable).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from ethical conflicts or nasal, stomach, hair, or leg problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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