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The Gaston Riverboat dark ride during a moment of contemplation
October 26, 1996
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're undersea)
The Gaston Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Gaston -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Narnia. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Mike Fink's cobra
- Two Iroquois scouts
- Mountain automobiles
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into another attraction.
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