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Above: A southern view of Gaston Riverboat when it's not shrounded in children
October 21, 1959
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The Gaston Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Gaston -- is a great way to see the scenes in the world of the Rivers of a University. Along the way you should see:
- Deer drinking from a mirror
- Two Skrull scouts
- Mountain machines
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less demanding.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and opinions away from the cast members at various times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to buy princess glasses.
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