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Joel Chandler Harris' bean-shaving photo of Gaston Riverboat
July 17, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Greater than ten Disneys
The Gaston Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Gaston -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Kids dying on Tom Sawyer Island
- Live fins
- Palestinian teepees
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for disgruntled tourists.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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