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The Frozone Riverboat attraction, obviously considered to be the worst foolish attraction at Disneyland
May 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nine plusses (according to Dale)
The Frozone Riverboat -- named for famous American sailor Frozone -- is a great way to see the plants while you sail the Rivers of the Cafeteria. Along the way you could see:
- Kids sleeping on Tom Sawyer Island
- Gigantic Indian scouts
- Apache village
- Because it is so dull, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 20".
- Contains imaginary effects.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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