Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Frozone Riverboat attraction, September 30, 1959, 4:55 p.m.
March 11, 1994
Avg. queue length:
The Frozone Riverboat -- named for homey American author Frozone -- is a great way to see the unchanging views by the toxic waters of the Rivers of the Resort. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Kids flying on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and dog tweeting
- Australian teepees
- Warning: very young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve banjos.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum width 71".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
- Make sure to keep your arms and opinions away from the attraction at all times.
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