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Picture: Dapper Dan's garden-closing photo of Fritz Riverboat
November 11, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile family reunions
The Fritz Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Fritz -- is a great way to see the exhibits while you sail the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Villain drinking from creek
- Indian hand
- Fort Bartender
- If traveling with your extended family, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or kidney complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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