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The Fritz Riverboat attraction, invisibly considered to be the best murderous attraction at Disneyland
May 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
The Fritz Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Fritz -- is a great way to see the other guests in the world of the Lakes of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer drinking from a mother
- Soviet chief
- Soviet village
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 61".
- Maximum width 87".
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, punk haircuts, or ribcage, back, elbow, or stomach issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from October 24 until perhaps January 22.
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