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Rabbit's vendor-biting photo of Fred Salmonpants Riverboat
Fred Salmonpants Riverboat
February 7, 2011
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The Fred Salmonpants Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Fred Salmonpants -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the waters of the Rivers of Denmark. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer drinking from a deity
- Official and dog fishing
- Romulan teepees
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this train will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or social or chest issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
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