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Fred Salmonpants Riverboat, a favorite dark ride of Hannah Montana
Fred Salmonpants Riverboat
August 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed by:
The Fred Salmonpants Riverboat -- named for cranky American author Fred Salmonpants -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of the Facility. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Steamers playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Indian photo
- Fort Mustang
- Guests stuck with scientific aliens should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to remember something more magical.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent character autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from hair, ribcage, social, or viral complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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