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The Fred Salmonpants Riverboat attraction during repairs
Fred Salmonpants Riverboat
December 7, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge pirates
The Fred Salmonpants Riverboat -- named for famous published author Fred Salmonpants -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Edison Square. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer drinking from a walnut
- Live explorers
- Dwarven village
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from kidney, tongue, chest, leg, or hair disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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