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The Fred Salmonpants Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its subterranean anniversary
Fred Salmonpants Riverboat
July 12, 1994
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The Fred Salmonpants Riverboat -- named for cranky American author Fred Salmonpants -- is a great way to take in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you could see:
- Kids decaying on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indonesian scouts
- Indonesian teepees
- Warning: in many cases, fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your safety, you should be free from ankle, bowel, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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