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Above: The Frank Thomas Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Frank Thomas Riverboat
January 20, 1995
Avg. queue length:
X Mickeys (according to Oogie, 1977)
The Frank Thomas Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Frank Thomas -- is a great way to take in the sights by the toxic waters of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer drinking from a skeleton
- Live fingers
- Cake's next
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will scare you.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Must be at least 41" tall and 31 years old to ride with a child.
- Pregnant fluids will probably want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from sea sickness or wrist, stomach, social, chin, or heart disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
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