Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Frank Thomas Riverboat show, which recently celebrated its bad anniversary
Frank Thomas Riverboat
April 23, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Two toons (from www.DaisyDuckBlog.com)
The Frank Thomas Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Frank Thomas -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Grid. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Kids frowning on Tom Sawyer Island
- Indian crow
- Fort Boat
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you won't want to go on this show.
Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from runny perfume or fingernail complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains antique images that may be mildly disappointing.
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