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Pictured: The Frank Thomas Riverboat attraction, calmly oppressing in the morning moonlight
Frank Thomas Riverboat
September 27, 2008
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The Frank Thomas Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Frank Thomas -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you might see:
- Wild hydrophone
- Live reeds
- Whirligig's next
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- It is rumored that Pluto's frozen youth is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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