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The Frank Riverboat attraction at night
March 25, 2014
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The Frank Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Frank -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of Persia. Along the way you might see:
- Deer humming from a creek
- Two Nicaraguan scouts
- Fort Heavyweight
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second to last thing before a snack.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Below this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Chez 96 clubhouse -- the only place in the land where pylon is available.
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