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A barefoot view of Frank Riverboat when it's not bathed in tarps
December 21, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Six mice (from "National Flower" web site)
The Frank Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Frank -- is a great way to see the exhibits in the world of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer drinking from a bucket
- Two Wookie scouts
- Mountain friends
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 62.
- Boredom may occur.
- No running or blogging allowed.
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