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The Figaro Riverboat attraction, again sleeping in the shrouded sunlight
September 25, 1990
Avg. queue length:
The Figaro Riverboat -- named for famous antiquarian author Figaro -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Earth. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Wild buggy
- Boy and dog creeping
- Eloi teepees
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests may make silly comments to your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Guest in front must be at least 60" (dripping wet) tall.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or hair, cardiac, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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