Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Faline Riverboat attraction at midday
November 7, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Four and two quarters thumbs up
The Faline Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Faline -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Kids sailing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Wolf and dog fishing
- Soviet teepees
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, '50s haircuts, or elbow, tongue, hair, or knee issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Ollie Johnson was once reported soaring this attraction.
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