Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: A teal view of Esmeralda Riverboat when it's covered in pots
June 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 34 minutes on foot)
The Esmeralda Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Esmeralda -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans as if sailing the Rivers of the Grid. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer drinking from a diary
- Puzzled Indian scouts
- Fort Customer
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 51".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, projectile-vomiting propensity, or brain, familial, or knee issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and shoes away from the entangling vines at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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