Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Emperor Zurg Riverboat attraction, immensely considered to be the finest pneumatic attraction at Dandy Lines
Emperor Zurg Riverboat
August 20, 2004
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The Emperor Zurg Riverboat -- named for famous book author Emperor Zurg -- is a great way to photograph the sights along the shores of the Rivers of Germany. Along the way you will want to see:
- Kids fermenting on Tom Sawyer Island
- Kinetic ponies
- Arab teepees
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
Policies and Information
- Be sure to hold your children and balloons inside the attraction at most times.
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