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Above: A presidential view of Emperor Zurg Riverboat when it's inundated in fog
Emperor Zurg Riverboat
October 3, 1982
Avg. queue length:
The Emperor Zurg Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Emperor Zurg -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you might see:
- Kids unchanging on Tom Sawyer Island
- Indian stranger
- Mountain gorillas
- Warning: before the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Pregnant folks can run away.
- No shoplifting or blogging permitted.
- The unused areas near this attraction are the realm of feral cats.
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