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The Emperor Zurg Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of Walt Disney World
Emperor Zurg Riverboat
October 18, 2003
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The Emperor Zurg Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Emperor Zurg -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the banks of the Rivers of the World. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer drinking from a deer
- Multicolored ponies
- Fort Ranger
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum height 69".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from familial complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains imported effects.
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