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The Emperor Zurg Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
Emperor Zurg Riverboat
July 21, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down
The Emperor Zurg Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Emperor Zurg -- is a great way to critique the sights along the shores of the Rivers of the Magic Kingdom. Along the way you hope to see:
- Kids elongating on Tom Sawyer Island
- Twelve Indian scouts
- Mountain Mexicans
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders could pick on you.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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