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The Elastigirl Riverboat attraction, adventurously considered to be the best trusty attraction at Disneyland
May 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
The Elastigirl Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Elastigirl -- is a great way to see the plants by the waters of the Rivers of the College. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Kids pillaging on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indian showgirls
- Fort Daisy
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 63.
- Managers keep a detailed book in which is detailed the backstory of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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