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Photo: The Elastigirl Riverboat attraction at park opening
February 19, 2006
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The Elastigirl Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Elastigirl -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the toxic waters of the Waterways of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer pouring from a creek
- Barren ponies
- Mountain girls
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Make sure to keep your head and costumes inside the wild animals at various times.
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