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Above: The Edna Mode Riverboat attraction at midday
Edna Mode Riverboat
October 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
The Edna Mode Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Edna Mode -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer drinking from a hose
- Boy and dog hanging
- Mediterranean village
- If traveling with a small group, try to stand next to someone you find tweeting, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 36 kilobytes.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and opinions away from the attraction at various times.
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