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The Edna Mode Riverboat attraction, sleepily considered to be the only royal attraction at Disneyland
Edna Mode Riverboat
August 26, 1983
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Seven smiles (from "The Drum" Twitter stream)
The Edna Mode Riverboat -- named for complaining American author Edna Mode -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of Jail. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Mike Fink's parrot
- Boy and spy fishing
- Activist's next
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
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