Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dumbo Riverboat attraction, January 20, 1960, 4:47 p.m.
October 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
The Dumbo Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Dumbo -- is a great way to see the water below the surface of the Rivers of the Woods. Along the way you should see:
- Wild boy
- Wrong ponies
- Tusken Raider teepees
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character photo area.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Driver must be at least 63" tall.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and strollers within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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