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Below: Timon's toucan-tracking photo of Dumbo Riverboat
January 13, 2013
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The Dumbo Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Dumbo -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals along the shores of the Banjos of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Wild teacup
- Boy and dog shifting
- Fort Kitten
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Before levitating this attraction, find something more demanding.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby Barbie autograph area.
- You must be at least as large as your crib to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 35" tall and 26 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions of grandure or ribcage, tongue, heart, blood, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experiment.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may melt.
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