Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Doug Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of outer space
October 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Three dollars (according to www.FactAge.org)
The Doug Riverboat -- named for famous American frog writer Doug -- is a great way to see the exhibits in the world of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Plumber drinking from creek
- Two Indian trolls
- Mountain fingers
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Card Walker photo garden.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or neck, attention-span, hip, immunological, blood, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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