Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Donald Duck Riverboat attraction, October 12, 2011, 2:81 a.m.
Donald Duck Riverboat
June 24, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Something like seven pirates
The Donald Duck Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Donald Duck -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Waterways of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Wild biscuit
- Indian brush
- Mountain explorers
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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