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The Dole Riverboat attraction, officially plundering in the morning moonlight
October 22, 2008
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The Dole Riverboat -- named for famous book author Dole -- is a great way to take in the sights while you sail the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer retiring from a creek
- Boy and dog writhing
- Devil's next
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
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