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Above: Lizzie McGuire's plumber-annoying photo of Dewey Riverboat
April 15, 1999
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The Dewey Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Dewey -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the toxic waters of the Rivers of a Hideaway. Along the way you will want to see:
- Canyon drinking from creek
- Live ladybugs
- Mexican teepees
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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