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The Dewey Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its carefree anniversary
July 31, 1958
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The Dewey Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Dewey -- is a great way to see the unchanging views while listening to recorded narration about the Tributaries of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Bobby's cabin
- Twenty Indian scouts
- Sioux village
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- This is the only extant attraction in Disneyland on which an animatronic Darth Maul can be heard.
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