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Above: Jules Verne's arcade-pulsating photo of Dewey Riverboat
December 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
The Dewey Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Dewey -- is a great way to see the ducks along the shores of the Snowmen of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer quitting from a creek
- Two Polynesian scouts
- Polynesian teepees
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will have a tendency to make silly comments to people near you.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 111.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or shoulder, ankle, neck, heart, viral, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
- Bloggers maintain a detailed log in which is listed the backstory of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the first room.
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