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Hamm's mask-guiding photo of Dewey Riverboat
January 15, 1980
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The Dewey Riverboat -- named for famous antiquarian author Dewey -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of Philadelphia. Along the way you should see:
- Heavyweight drinking from creek
- Frightful ponies
- Terminator teepees
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
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