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The Dave Smith Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its Victorian anniversary
Dave Smith Riverboat
March 24, 2000
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 16 minutes on foot)
The Dave Smith Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Dave Smith -- is a great way to photograph the sights in the world of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Wild gun
- Two Bajoran scouts
- Fort Jet
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and pathetic).
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are overrun with drunken grad-nite students.
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