Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dave Smith Riverboat attraction at first light
Dave Smith Riverboat
April 18, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three princesses (according to www.JoeFowlerVille.net)
The Dave Smith Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Dave Smith -- is a great way to see the stuff by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of Monte Carlo. Along the way you might see:
- Wild man
- Indian boulder
- Motorcar's next
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to go on.
- Maximum IQ 53.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird allergies, '50s haircuts, or bowel, chest, attention-span, familial, or lung issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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