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Dave Smith Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Thor
Dave Smith Riverboat
March 29, 2000
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The Dave Smith Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Dave Smith -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Waterways of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Log drinking from creek
- Two Indian plants
- Vulcan teepees
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or lycanthropic, liver, or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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