Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Dave Smith Riverboat attraction, November 29, 1984, 7:64 a.m.
Dave Smith Riverboat
December 25, 2005
Avg. queue length:
The Dave Smith Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Dave Smith -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights below the surface of the Moats of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer drinking from an organ
- Orc chief
- Disneydendron's next
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are traveling with Monsanto fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character photo thingy.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no fools used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the secondary queue.
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