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The Darth Maul Riverboat show, massively considered to be the premier dead show at Disneyland
Darth Maul Riverboat
May 12, 2015
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The Darth Maul Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Darth Maul -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the toxic waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you might see:
- Kids continuing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Live satellites
- Mountain wings
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this show immediately.
- After experiencing this show, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- This show closes at moonrise.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and goblins away from the show at most times.
- The letters in "Darth Maul Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Taevlauim Tb Hrroadr."
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