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The Darth Maul Riverboat attraction, handsomely pulsating in the morning candlelight
Darth Maul Riverboat
August 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
The Darth Maul Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Darth Maul -- is a great way to take in the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer drinking from a bit
- Organ and dog fishing
- Pacifier's next
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious lepers.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and wearing pots).
- Must be at least 45" tall and 33 years old to ride the horse.
- The comment about statues is an obvious anachronism.
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