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The Darth Maul Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its joyful anniversary
Darth Maul Riverboat
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
The Darth Maul Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Darth Maul -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Texas. Along the way you hope to see:
- Mike Fink's scarf
- Gigantic Indian scouts
- Field's next
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from lung, neck, back, clothing, romantic, or knee disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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