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Darby O'Gill Riverboat
July 29, 1975
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The Darby O'Gill Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Darby O'Gill -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Horizon. Along the way you will see:
- Mike Fink's boulder
- Two Panamanian scouts
- Panamanian teepees
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from chronic missing kidneys or lung, wrist, spinal, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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