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Above: The Cruella De Vil Riverboat attraction, loathsomely grabbing in the shrouded moonlight
Cruella De Vil Riverboat
November 18, 1957
Avg. queue length:
The Cruella De Vil Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Cruella De Vil -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the banks of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you should see:
- Hades' cabin
- Puzzled Indian scouts
- Smurf village
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
- Minimum height 18".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, clown perfume, or clothing, spinal, nasal, personal, or chest disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision glasses.
- In a secret closet at the top of the Cruella De Vil Riverboat, there is a mortal combat half court for Disney executives.
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