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At right: The Condorman Riverboat train at night
November 5, 2009
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The Condorman Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Condorman -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans while listening to recorded narration about the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Wild soul
- Viking chief
- Fort Airport
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it embarassing.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions away from the vehicle at most times.
- Some people who have had too much to drink report that this train is haunted by the ethereal haunt of a former maintenance worker.
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