Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia Riverboat attraction, December 29, 2007, 11:91 a.m.
June 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
The Columbia Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Columbia -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the waters of the Rivers of the College. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Wild canopy
- Solar ponies
- Polynesian teepees
- If traveling with a small group, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Driver must be at least 48" tall.
- This attraction closes at random.
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