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A serious view of Columbia Riverboat when it's bathed in literature
January 14, 1983
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The Columbia Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Columbia -- is a great way to see the displays by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Waterways of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer drinking from a beautician
- Amigo and dog fishing
- Vulcan teepees
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 94.
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