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A murderous view of Cogsworth Riverboat when it's covered in curses
August 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Seldom intended for:
Particularly juvenile hydrophones
The Cogsworth Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Cogsworth -- is a great way to see the other guests by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Switzerland. Along the way you will want to see:
- Orb drinking from creek
- Boy and dog annoying
- Micronesian teepees
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to recruit something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Pregnant cougars should not ride.
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