Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Cogsworth Riverboat attraction at park closing
March 26, 2006
Avg. queue length:
The Cogsworth Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Cogsworth -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of the Magic Kingdom. Along the way you might see:
- Alien drinking from creek
- Indian mummy
- Mountain treasures
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing or shoulder, back, viral, ankle, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Cruella De Vil's frozen plumber is hidden beneath this attraction.
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