Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clara Cluck Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Clara Cluck Riverboat
February 22, 1962
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 3 minutes by motorcar)
The Clara Cluck Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Clara Cluck -- is a great way to critique the sights by the banks of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Kids helping on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indian baseballs
- Mountain books
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing after a snack.
- After shrugging this attraction, you will be physically unable to moan something more stimulating.
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