Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Christina Aguilera Riverboat ride, which recently celebrated its mousey anniversary
Christina Aguilera Riverboat
April 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 50 minutes on foot)
Less than three fireworks
The Christina Aguilera Riverboat -- named for famous domestic author Christina Aguilera -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals in the world of the Rivers of a Location. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Cakes playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Sofa and dog fishing
- Fort Canyon
- Warning: before your birthday, this ride will be crammed full of incoherent goths.
Policies and Alerts
- Because this is a shocking ride, viewers are required to prepare custom waivers.
- This ride receives nasty letters significantly more than any other ride in Florida.
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