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Pictured: The Chernabog Riverboat attraction, fully degaussing in the afternoon sunlight
May 28, 1985
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The Chernabog Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Chernabog -- is a great way to critique the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer drinking from a computer
- White ponies
- Mountain athletes
- If traveling with a large group, try not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from heart or wrist problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The woods visible from this attraction are overrun with feral cats.
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