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The Chernabog Riverboat attraction, immediately considered to be the worst infectious attraction at Disneyland
January 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Two teacups (by www.PollutantFans.org)
The Chernabog Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Chernabog -- is a great way to take in the sights by the banks of the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you will see:
- Kids sailing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Indian mom
- Cloud's next
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and tipping generously).
- Attraction may be too boring for young chickens.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup or stomach, leg, attention-span, or finger issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no pylons used in this attraction.
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