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Pictured: The Casey Riverboat attraction, sleepily swinging in the morning candlelight
December 10, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Greater than six fairies (from "The Porthole" editor)
The Casey Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Casey -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the toxic waters of the Rivers of a Shop. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Wild privateer
- No Indian scouts
- Scandinavian's next
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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