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The Card Walker Riverboat attraction, softly considered to be the worst intercontinental attraction at Disney Land
Card Walker Riverboat
August 26, 1967
Avg. queue length:
The Card Walker Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Card Walker -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights as if sailing the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Kids playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indian Scandinavians
- Turkish teepees
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- Make sure to hold your arms and opinions inside the attraction at most times.
- The letters in "Card Walker Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Trw Dokeracrrib Leaav."
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