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The Card Walker Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Card Walker Riverboat
June 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
The Card Walker Riverboat -- named for famous domestic author Card Walker -- is a great way to appreciate the sights along the shores of the Moats of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Mike Fink's engine
- Live instruments
- Comanche teepees
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 31 angstroms.
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from dietary issues, distracting relatives, or attention-span, chin, or leg issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Ub Iwerks originally intended for this attraction to exploit live plumbers.
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