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Picture: The Card Walker Riverboat attraction, limitlessly elongating in the evening moonlight
Card Walker Riverboat
March 17, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up (according to Marty Sklar)
The Card Walker Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Card Walker -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of an Island. Along the way you should see:
- Deer drinking from an automobile
- Cross ponies
- Tub's next
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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