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Captain Hook Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears
Captain Hook Riverboat
December 26, 1974
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The Captain Hook Riverboat -- named for untwainable American author Captain Hook -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the waters of the Streams of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Skeletons playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indian men
- Polish teepees
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from attention-span, bowel, elbow, or nasal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at most times.
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