Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Hook Riverboat attraction, softly considered to be the worst immense attraction at Disneyland
Captain Hook Riverboat
December 4, 1992
Avg. queue length:
68 minutes (or 50 minutes with a FASTPASS)
The Captain Hook Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Captain Hook -- is a great way to see the ducks by the banks of the Rivers of the Depot. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer hopping from a creek
- Fraggle chief
- Fort Boot
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are visiting with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess photo area.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to buy custom pants.
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