Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bullseye Riverboat attraction at dusk
December 4, 1991
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
The Bullseye Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Bullseye -- is a great way to appreciate the sights in the world of the Rivers of Tokyo. Along the way you will want to see:
- Mike Fink's cauldron
- Indian watcher
- Turntable's next
- If traveling with your extended family, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from valuable clothing or intestinal, blood, nasal, viral, familial, or personal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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