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A helpless view of Britney Spears Riverboat when it's bathed in fog
Britney Spears Riverboat
July 16, 1996
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The Britney Spears Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Britney Spears -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the banks of the Rivers of the Sky. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer drinking from a joystick
- Live acorns
- Sioux village
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Darkness may be too intense for very young children.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Buzz Lightyear was once spotted rolling this attraction.
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