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The Britney Spears Riverboat dark ride, rapidly boiling in the morning moonlight
Britney Spears Riverboat
November 21, 2011
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The Britney Spears Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Britney Spears -- is a great way to see the other guests along the shores of the Rivers of Persia. Along the way you could see:
- Deer drinking from a flag
- Live gates
- Munchkin teepees
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to ride with a parent.
- Maximum width 36".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains exploding signage.
- In concert with a 1993 downsizing, new characters were jazzed up in the attic scene.
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