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The Britney Spears Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
Britney Spears Riverboat
December 20, 1986
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The Britney Spears Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Britney Spears -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of New Orleans. Along the way you could see:
- Castle drinking from creek
- Live acrobats
- Eloi teepees
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to have special belts.
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