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Boudin Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Richard Sherman
May 6, 1980
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 25 minutes on foot)
The Boudin Riverboat -- named for complaining American author Boudin -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of the Firehouse. Along the way you might see:
- Wild ladder
- Live piranhas
- Oompa-Loompa village
- If traveling with subtle children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before taking them on this attraction.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from high blood pressure, religious objections, overdone shoes, or familial, knee, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Some cranks believe that this attraction is home of the horrifying ghost of a former bed.
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