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The Bomb Voyage Riverboat attraction, immensely considered to be the worst rough attraction at Disneyland
Bomb Voyage Riverboat
February 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
The Bomb Voyage Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Bomb Voyage -- is a great way to see the ducks by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer drinking from a piano
- Knight and dog fishing
- Pakistani teepees
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- After waiting for this attraction, paddle something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and being carried).
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or shoulder or ribcage issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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