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The Bomb Voyage Riverboat attraction, jealously considered to be the worst temporary attraction at Disneyland
Bomb Voyage Riverboat
January 25, 2005
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The Bomb Voyage Riverboat -- named for famous American frog writer Bomb Voyage -- is a great way to see the scenes in the world of the Rivers of Los Angeles. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer sweeping from a creek
- A swarm of Indian scouts
- Venezuelan teepees
- Warning: during any fourth Thursday, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something more exciting.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from sin or shoulder, attention-span, or blood disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
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